![]() ![]() The Friday finally rolled around, and I had a glass of wine while getting ready for the evening. We weren’t up for letting others join in though, and agreed if it was something either of us wanted to do in the moment, we could talk about it afterwards and go back for another visit to possibly pursue. We love visiting strip clubs together (who doesn’t love a gorgeous woman dancing around?) so we knew we’d be comfortable with nudity, but laid out a few ground rules before we went.įor us, we decided if we felt like it, we would be game to have sex in front of others. Special note: I recommend trying both the pee-ee and the pee-er position to identify which you like best.We didn’t necessarily go with the intention of swinging, swapping partners or even “playing” (as the site described) with others - we were just curious and keen to explore something sexually new. ![]() If you’re the least bit curious DO try this at home and report back. Lesson learned: Golden showers can be nice, but they’re not for everyone. We simply proceed to fight over the soap and shampoo while trying not to elbow one another in the face. We try to have sex, but either we’re too big or our shower is too small (I prefer to blame the shower) so we can’t get into any good positions. I guess if we want to do it again you could just pee on me from now on.” “I don’t like it.” I say, standing up abruptly mid-stream. But as usual he catches my fake and asks me what’s wrong. Trying to suck it up anyway (after all, I FARTED on him), I make an expression on my face that I hope looks like a seductive smile. But truth be told, as soon as the warm stream hits my belly I know this isn’t for me. Miraculously he’s able to squeeze the pee out, despite his slight erection (and we both give out a little whoop to celebrate). Now it’s his turn to do business on me so we carefully switch positions. “Umm, well thank you,” I reply, “I drink a lot of water.” It was – it was – such a thick stream.” He tells me observantly. “Sorry about the farts,” I tell my boyfriend. I don’t even ask if he’s ready before I let er’ rip! I produce a steady stream of pee that continues for at least ten seconds (I really had to go), and also consists of no less then two farts that accidentally eek out. He lies down on the shower floor and I step in and position myself above him. “Fine, whatever, never mind, JUST GET IN HERE AND PISS ON ME!” “Hey, that stuff is classy! It’s from Shoppers Drug Mart!” ![]() “Yeah with that horrible lotion from, like, the dollar store.” “Really? But I moisturize after showers…” THIS is why you’re always complaining about having chapped skin.” He tears off his clothes without protest and leaps into the shower. ![]() “Only if you want me to pee on the floor and not on your face!” I yell as I skittle into the bathroom and turn on the shower. “Wait – wait!” my boyfriend protests, running in behind me as I hop out of my pants, “You look sexy! Can you get undressed slower, so I can enjoy it?” As soon as the bathroom is in sight the urge to relieve my bladder gets all the more violent and I start whipping off clothes like they’re on fire. “Well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” I tell him wisely as I hop out of the car, grab my bags from the trunk and hightail it inside. I don’t know if I can pee with an erection.” When we turn into our driveway I’m excited salvation is near and apparently, so is my boyfriend. Besides being a little antsy because I already have to go potty badly and Toronto is still half an hour off, I’m satisfied with the plan. We’ll do it in the shower as soon as we get home and faces/mouths/etc. So we’re going to pee on each other, that much is settled, and after a little more conversation the additional details are worked out. “Sure I could pee on you, honey,” I reply. My boyfriend and I are driving back from a weekend at home with my parents when he asks me the golden question, and although urinating on someone hasn’t ever been locked away in my secret fantasies vault, I approach the topic with the same philosophy I usually do when confronted with new sexual experiences: Why not? ![]()
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